Written Narration: A Title

I convinced Triss to give me a current events narration this week, and she came up with the following title:

The Week In The News: In which the Presidency's connected to the Stock Market, and the Stock Market's connected to the Economy, and the Economy's connected to the Presidency

We have been reading _Oliver Twist as a family each day, and I think his long, descriptive titles are rubbing off on her.