So, like, we were going to the Tom Thumb today? Ya know, the one with the Starbucks? And we had to park in the parking lot? Well, we were looking for a spot 'cause it was so-o-o busy, and d'ya know what we saw? A sign. A sign that said, "Fifteen Minute Parking For Coffee Customers." Front row parking for handicapped folks, pregnant mamas and... coffee customers.
Like, ya know, they might spill their coffee, all right?
(We couldn't even park there, 'cause we were going into the bank inside Tom Thumb and not the Starbucks. Honestly.)